A Zombie A Month: Sam Haney the Assistant

My Halloween prop graveyard keeper Patrick O'Treaty needs an assistant next October. You know, someone to push the corpse cart around and make sure the freshly dug plot dirt is in neat mounds.

The back story I imagine has O'Treaty going from tombstone to tombstone reading epitaphs, like resumes, searching good undead help.

He chose Sam Haney after seeing his...

"Money made 
in the black plague,
charg'in a forch'in
for every new coffin."