Last Saturday night while all in the house were asleep, I sat watching a movie in the living room.
Out of the corner of my eye I saw long pale creepy fingers emerge from the hallway.
I turned my head just enough to see them grip the door frame. A chill went up my spine.
A small little head peaked around the corner. Time stopped. My heart raced. What was it? I was too scared to turn around. Aliens are real and here was one in the house watching me.
Then it spoke...
Never let a conspiracy theorist babysit your kid.