Two Monsters...

by Devin and Dave - crayon on paper, 2007



This was a nice moment. Niece Devin came over today for a couple of hours while her parents had things to do. Near the end of her visit, we sat together at my drafting table discussing what to do next. I started to doodle a monster. She just jumped in and started to color it. We didn't talk about what we were drawing. We talked about other stuff. The drawing just happened, she added feet while I added the horns and so on. As I drew the curly tail of the thin monster, Devin leaned her head on my shoulder and placed her little hand on my forearm watching. In that brief second all was right in the world. She then added the curly stick arms. Soon, we both just put the crayons down at the same time, without a word, the work was finished.

"Can I open those Star Wars toys"? she then asked.

So ended the nice moment as I tried explaining to Devin what "mint" condition means.

Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Girls, Madames and Monsieurs...

I present our new dog.


Yes, he is BUDDY the dog I wrote about once on this blog. We have officially adopted him as being foster parents proved more difficult and a story to tell one day. After a long list of possible names with much debate he is now - GROVER.

He still loves to chew up anything in sight but never any of his "chew" toys and yes, Chewie was a possible name. The damage list so far ...

- a vintage 1980 Empire Strikes Back "Taun Taun" action figure.
- the battery charger for my cell phone.
- a brand new plastic water/food bowl.
- a stack of plastic cups.
- 2 gardening gloves.
- 4 paint roller pads he found in the garage.
- one of the Fiancee's sneakers.
- a candle.

Not too bad knowing young dogs love to chew stuff. I did not expect him to be a landscaper though. Sure, maybe a hole or two in the backyard... but this?



I forgive him. I understand the need to re decorate when you move into a new place, especially finding yourself a favorite corner...


Welcome to your new home GROVER and don't chew on those smaller things that go "meow" that may cross your path in the living room.

Super Heroic Saturday Morning Videos

I hoped to go to the San Diego Comic Con today but I was supposed to work this weekend. I passed on tickets offered ahead of time. So of course, work gets pushed back and I'm free to go.

From what I read and hear now it's SOLD OUT and I don't want to make the long drive just in hope of getting a ticket. Oh well, next year.

It's great to see how comics and the like have become mainstream... a respected actor like Ed Norton is going to be Bruce Banner in the next HULK film, not to mention Michael Caine is now Batman's Alfred. IRON MAN and SPEED RACER (yea, not a comic, but a close cousin) are two big movies in the future people are buzzing about. Greats like Frank Miller and Neil Gaiman are names the non comic fan know. I once dreamed this stuff to be taken serious as a kid.

In 7th grade our teacher asked each of us what 3 things or possessions would we try to save in a fire. I said...

"My comic books and..."

but before I could list the other two, the whole class started laughing at me. It hurt but I never changed. I remember in High School being caught by the "cool" kids as I left the HERO'S WORLD comic book shop at the White Plains Galleria. Yea, I got made fun of. College was great being an art school, comics were seen more of an art form ( but there were some elitists who saw it as lower class work).

It's sad to me it took Hollywood embracing comics so they could evolve as accepted literature with a whole aisle to themselves at Barnes & Noble. Yet, it's nice to think that kid's now a days don't have to hide their love of them like I did.

Long before they were the big "must see" movies by everyone...below is the best Hollywood could offer a comic book fan when I was a kid and was "must see" TV...








The "Work Distraction" Pick of the Week

At the SIMPSONS MOVIE website you can create your own Simpson character/avatar to look like yourself or others. It's really easy to use and surprisingly gives you many detail choices (especially with the color). I lost an hour of my day playing around...

Among others, I imagined what the Fiancee, my Brother and Niece would look like in Springfield...


"It's not the years it's the mileage"

...that's what Indy said to Marion when she said he was getting old. Sadly, also the quote I used for my High School yearbook picture. Speaking of Marion...it was just announced at the San Diego Comic Con today, Karen Allen is in Indiana Jones 4!


How great is that? Man, I had a crush on her in "Raiders" and she really was the best foil/love interest Indy had in all 3 films. I'm getting too wound up and excited for a movie still 10 months away! I screen grabbed the above picture from www.indianajones.com

Hell has frozen over!

I'm wearing shorts and just a t-shirt! The summer heat has beaten me. This is actually the second day in a row. My legs have not been exposed to sunshine in many long years...



I found out the glow could be seen from space...



Tonight I'm going to try reading by the light of my shins.

RENE - my first official "link" reporter

My friend Rene never posts a comment on this blog but I can always count on an e-mail from him with interesting stuff he has found on the web that relates to some of my posts. I'm going to post his e-mails because they are always good finds. He's my first official "link" reporter.

What he sent me below does not surprise me at all. Rene wrote...

"To your point (on ghosting):

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/tv_and_radio/article2116195.ece

In one episode Grylls, was shown apparently building a Polynesian-style raft using only materials around him, including bamboo, hibiscus twine and palm leaves for a sail.

But according to Mark Weinert, an Oregon-based survival consultant brought in for the job, it was he who led the team that built the raft. It was then dismantled so that Grylls could be shown building it on camera."

OHmmmm...OUTER SPACES

I just discovered the show OUTER SPACES on HGTV I art directed a few years back and consumed my life is not dead and airs Friday mornings at 8am. I hope you watch or TIVO as there was some great work done on it. The blood, sweat and tears shed by myself and the art dept. will thank you for watching.

One fun piece I designed and made was an OM symbol for a homeowner's decor.



Watch the video clip on how to make it from the show, it's on this page about the episode, click here... Faux Stone Tablet.

Sunday Sketchbook


Photoshop coloring on a sketchbook page drawing. Click on image to enlarge.

The Saturday Morning Miracle

For the first time ever... the Fiancee was awake before 11am on a Saturday Morning.

Harry Potter... you really are magical!

She's not moving from that spot until the last page.






The final page is read and a much needed trip to the bathroom is taken. The TV has not been left off for this long in ...well...I can't remember.

Voldermort has left the building.

Flashback Friday # 13

So many RISD tales to tell, so little time to post before the 20 year alumni reunion in October. I want to make each one count. I'm deep into researching archival material. Today my "flashback" Friday post is a teaser of some future stories on this blog.

Who was this stuffed animal head (the one to the left) and how was it mentioned in the 1987 RISD class yearbook?



What's the story on these three looking like extras from an Oliver Stone film?



Why did I need to blur the fingers in this photo?



What kind of summer job makes two good friends come to blows?



Who are these two?



Why are these guys in a desert 2000 miles from Rhode Island?


The answers to these questions and more will be told in the coming weeks.

A Decorating TV Loser - POST SCRIPT

I woke up this morning and was going to delete my previous post. I was bitter and angry when I wrote it. I don't want my grumpy moments spilling out on my blog. I'd like this place to be one you can read a funny, creative or sometimes insightful tale. Not a place for me to just vent steam.

But then, I saw the comments some have left. I appreciate that people read this blog and took time to comment. So instead of erasing and pretending I didn't write it, I'm just going to add a few thoughts.

I like working in TV. I'm happy my talents are appreciated and used. To be a "ghost" for others means they trust me to help them look good. That's a big responsibility. There are many "ghosts" in TV. The producers who often write the words that come out of people's mouths, the directors, camera folk, etc, etc. I accept that the job of being a "ghost" is allowing someone else to put their name on it. Doing this does pay the rent and I'm lucky to have the job.

TV hosts have too much going on day to day when filming. I and others are there because we have to be. The best TV hosts I have created things for are the ones when working with on a project get frustrated when they are pulled away to do "hosting" duties, like a kid being called inside for dinner during playtime.

The best can design and create what I do for them if they had the time. I learn from them as much as I create for them. We often work together in creating their projects. I'm helping them the way I've had some amazing talented people help me in creating a set or other stuff.

I've known hosts who refuse help and work late nights on their projects so they can be honest presenting it on camera. They feel guilty when I or another art dept. person steps in at the zero hour just to finish a small detail. Behind the scenes these rare TV hosts make it a real team effort. You share in the success and sometimes failure. I would build an ARK for these people, let them sign it and pretend to God they did it.

I'm sad to say, there are a few rotten apples. Because decorating TV has become so big a market, there are many people out there just using it as a stepping stone to fame and fortune. They have no real artistic talent or proven track record in the design field. They just have a good face
and personality on camera.

Some are frustrated actors seeing decorating TV as exposure and another credit to their IMDB page. Some are hoping to build an empire like Martha Stewart. They hire or use people like me to create a phony facade. A friend once said it best...

"We just created a page in their bogus portfolio".

I'm just frustrated with those "phonies" and the person I ran into yesterday was one of them.

A Decorating TV Loser.

I'm often hired to be a "ghost" and was never there. There is so much great work I've done over the years I've seen a TV host pretend on camera they designed and made.

Hours of my life have been spent walking an "actor" through the steps of what I created so they can regurgitate it on camera as their own creation and look good. Worse is, hours of my life spent walking experienced and real designers through the steps of what I created so they can regurgitate it on camera as their own and look good.

I was once afraid of telling tales on this blog about the phonies I have helped make successful. Today, I ran into one of those at a gas station...

I said "Hello".

They did not remember me and looked blank faced. I reminded them who I was and they said...

"Oh yea, call my office. I'm sure they will help you."

What the Hell? I just said "Hi" and have to degrade myself reminding them who I am? Why should I call their office? Do I call there for them to remember me working for them? What an arrogant ***hole! My head nearly exploded. I didn't need a hug or a "Oh my God, where have you been?" moment. I just expected to be familiar.

I designed and created numerous projects for them. The gloves are off...time to tell stories on all the "phonies" I helped!

Stay tuned.